Sending in Pelosi’s clowns

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Pelosi may have a serious problem now that the Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives.

They may not have enough clown suits to go around for all the new members, not to mention big floppy shoes and big red noses.

This comes at a bad time for the Democratic circus since PETA has helped destroy the use of elephants as an act, so they will not be able to torture the GOP with whips and other traditional Democratic means.

Political correctness prohibits other traditional circus features such as the bearded lady any discrimination concerning smaller people and other kinds of freakshow activities that so highlighted Democratic circuses in the past.

While Democrats might be tempted to revert to old habits, they live with the constant feature that might offend their voting base – who have set new rules as to what is morally tolerable – thumb screws are acceptable, but don’t anybody drink any beer.

The new group of congress members, however, may be gearing up for new and daring high wire acts that may well lead them to attempt to retake control of the White House and senate in 2020 – provided they can come up with new passive-aggressive provocations that make them look innocent while committing the most heinous acts of aggression.

Pelosi will be charged with acting as ring master of this overly sensitive pack of perverts and will orchestrate a remarkable number of questionable hearings in the hope to bring down Trump or at least bolster their chances to win future seats.

But the shortage of clown regalia may pose serious challenges in the short time because Democrats will have so many side shows taking place at the same time, they will find it impossible for any of them to share costumes, leaving Pelosi to come up with some creative way to dress them up and to do so in a way that will not offend any of those groups Democrats consider as their political base.

 Senator Warren already has her Native American costume, but the House of Representatives will have to fend for themselves.

There will be definite taboos when they reach into their closet for clothes to serve as substitute clown costumes.

No one will be allowed to dress up as a hobo and definitely no black face -- unless you happen to be a black.

There will be no mocking of the afflicted such as wearing eye patches unless you happen to be a pirate (as many Democrats are)

And no one should do anything that might even suggest you are mocking transgender people unless you happen to be transgender or just happen to really enjoy wearing the opposite sex’s clothing.

Most definitely, there will be no mocking of the mentally ill unless they happen to be a member of the Saturday Night Live cast -- and then you should avoid punching anybody over parking spaces.

But you will still be allowed you can still hold up a bloody mop head of Trump or wear orange wigs if you can them.

 What will be acceptable behavior for the new majority in the house of course we'll be to accuse any man of sexual harassment even if it goes back to kindergarten and especially if you have little or no proof or extremely questionable evidence. 

In fact, the bread-and-butter of the Pelosi circus will be to accuse any and all members of the GOP of secretly being Russian spies who not only helped Trump win the 2016 election but may be responsible for the stock market crashed in 1929.

 You can expect Pelosi's Congress to hold hearings on anything and everything and if they believe the press will celebrate it and can give them the advantage in 2020 -- with or without the big red noses.