I had a dream about media

 Saturday, March 10, 2018 

When I woke up this morning, I remembered a dream I had:That the Washington Post had stopped printing anonymous sources all of which turned out to be Steven Bannon;That CNN – like a puppet – stopped repeating everything the Washington Post prints;That every story in The Hill was not bashing Donald Trump;That The New York Daily News had not turned into an east coast version of the snow flake LA Times;That Mother Jones had stopped ranting and raving and realized this isn’t 1935 anymore and there no longer is a Soviet Union to endorse;That the Nation no longer pretended to be an intellectual version of The National Enquirer;

That The New York Times ran out of purple ink for its purple prose to debase Trump with; 

That Politico was anything more than a political joke;

That Steven Colbert started acting like an adult;That Jimmy Kimmel had learned to tell the truth;That Alec Baldwin and the crew from Saturday Night Live actually watched their own show and realized they are not, never have been, and never will be funny;That CBS, NBC, and ABC had reverted back to real news stations;That Fox and Briebart News went back to seeming extreme;That MeToo stopped being a campaign against men;That Black Lives Matter really meant promoting blacks rather than tearing down statues and burning flags;That right wing and left wing realized they are all part of the same country;That the Washington Examiner was a real news organization;That MSNBC understood it really is only a mirror image of Fox News;That Kathy Griffin went on national TV holding up her own bloody head;That Hillary Clinton would learn to shut up;That Bernie Sanders would realize Democrats hate him;That Barack Obama admitted just how horrible a president he had been;But then, I woke up, had my coffee and put on AC/DC on the radio.   

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