Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Emma Thompson a star is born again



Emma Thompson found a unique way to squirm her way out of a contract with Pixar this week, managing to reinvigorate her sagging career by playing the role as a hard-core feminist.
After not having a successful rule in movies in over a decade Thompson jumped on the politically correct band wagon by resigning from Pixar after Pixar hired a man, she personally found offensive.
In doing so, Thompson managed to win the hearts and minds of a deluded feminist movement while issuing a self-serving letter that will allow her to escape a contract, she apparently saw provided her with not future opportunity for a successful film.
This this has become a typical tactic of the liberal-left seeking to make some sort of righteous statement well actually doing things that are far less noble.
Resigning from Pixar comes a few days after the academy awards ceremony in which she won nothing but clearly is positioning herself for next year's Oscars as a politically correct candidate.
It is uncertain whether management of Pixar actually cares whether they lose this amazing flop of a star, but it is clear that her role as feminist icon has won her acclaim among the man-hating feminists who also believed Ford attacking Kavanaugh last year.
This guarantees Thompson a built-in audience that she may have lacked had she not issued her letter and has fans gushing over her in a fit of excitement.
Pixar may well be crying crocodile tears over the departure since it is clear that Thompson really has no place in the organization and management may will be relieved to have her go letting the door kick her in the butt as she leaves.
This may well set a trend for other failed movie stars to follow in an attempt to salvage their pathetic career, proving that Hollywood is more about money than talent.
Those who love her best, may will be forced to deal with reruns since who can trust her again to ever any contract.
Maybe she can go to football games and kneel during the national anthem or go to Wyoming and raise dental floss. Maybe better yet she can get a job at Planned Parenthood and really do productive work killing newborn babies.
She certainly will be welcomed in feminist conventions everywhere a celebration of how great she did in worming her way out of the contract while still appearing to be Noble and righteous.
This indeed appears to be the best role she has ever played and considering the Oscar climate, she no doubt get the politically correct award for next year. she gets everything she deserves.