You have to hand it to those young women protesting against
the election of Donald Trump, who disfigure themselves and promise not to
have sex with any man who voted for him.
This is indeed a novel approach to birth control, and will significantly
reduce the number of abortions conducted.
This comes at a time when several studies show that liberal
women are finding it difficult to find straight Democratic men to date, and
have turned to Republican men instead, many if not all of whom voted for Trump.
It will be curious to see how these women get around this dilemma.
Unlike the 2022 election (after the U.S. Supreme Court voided
Roe Vs Wade and said individual states must decide), abortion seemed less a
motivating factor in 2024 election, possibly because many of the married women
unmarried women accused of being stupid decided it was more important to feed
their families than to find ways to terminate them.
Many of the young women (in some cases young men) disfiguring
themselves as a protest on Tik Tok videos spewed such hatred, you might wonder
how they could possibly have gotten a date in the first place, doing their best
to duplicate Dorian Gray so as to have their exterior expose the ugliness that
has existed inside of them all along.
Their ranting and raving must have caused a massive shortage
of Pampers and Depends especially at that moment when CNN was forced to concede
Trump won. Toilets flushing around the nation may better account for rising sea
levels than climate change claims.
Their wailing may well be heard in distant galaxies, as we
sometimes hear alien radio broadcasts, and you can only imagine what some
unhuman race might think of this juvenile outburst.
Many of these are college graduates who have managed to
duplicate the temper tantrums most associated with two year olds. They spout a
lot about politics without actually knowing how politics works – most likely never
getting to that point in the lectures their radical professors gave, providing
we have the most ignorant collection of deadbeats for our best and brightest.
More surprising is the collection of celebrities who have
vowed to do horrible things to themselves if the event of a Trump victory. Why
would anybody care if washed up TV stars set themselves on fire or drive off a
cliff? The idiocy level of our celebrities seems remarkably high. Perhaps we
should test the lead levels in water being pumped to Hollywood and Beverly
Hills.
This proves intelligence is not a requirement to be an actor
or performer.
Unfortunately, the rest of the world will not thank us for
our inflicting these brain-dead celebrities, and while the United States moves
to deport the millions of illegal immigrants that invaded our shores during the
Biden Administration, we may find other countries threatening to go to war to force
us to take our celebrities back.
We must hold firm, even if it means calling in the national
guard to keep them out.
After all, we’ve already had to tolerate these morons, it’s
time the rest of the world shouldered the burden of having them.
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