Caravan takes an abrupt about face

It appears that most of those who started out in a caravan headed for the United States have turned back at the border.

It appears they got the wrong address or George Soros gave them faulty GPS and when they came knocking, they found nobody would let them in.

Part of the problem is that the rooms all the movie stars and rock stars they were supposed to stay over at apparently burned out, and there isn’t enough room in the liberal Upper East Side apartments in New York to accommodate them all, especially with rock stars and movie stars sleeping on their couches until they can relocate from the posh neighborhoods near LA – which they saw go up in smoke.

These unfortunate refugees from the West Coast obviously needed to be accommodated first even though fires of this kind have swept unnoticed through poorer neighborhoods for decades, leaving those people to sleep on the street.

While rumor has it, rooms were still available for the caravan from Central America in the homes of Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Obama,  Oprah, Woopie Goldberg, Hillary Clinton, Senator Schumer, Bob Woodward and the publisher of The Washington Post – there was not quite enough to house all those Soros had encouraged to come north, and so rather than help some and disappoint others, the most famous of famous liberals decided to turn them all away.

This has brought some criticism from some suggesting that some of these unfortunate refugees would have been just as comfortable sleeping on the plush rugs in any of these famous people’s plush rugs – some even have several residences such as Steven Spielberg – that would have accommodated more than a few of these desperately needy people.

Hell, Mrs. Clinton’s reelection fund could have purchased groceries for these starving people for decades – rather than waste them on some foolish notion she might get another chance to become president. But it would be unwise for anyone to actually stay with the Clintons – especially if they have any teenage daughters Bill might find appealing.

I’m sure with all of the money Oprah has compiled over the last two decades as a TV star, she could afford to rent some hotel rooms – even moderately expensive places somewhere on either side of the border, or even let them sleep on the floors of her TV studio when she isn’t broadcasting.

Certainly, Nancy Pelosi and Feinstein might be able to convince Planned Parenthood into giving these poor refugees advices on family planning, thus reducing the number of mouths in their families they need to feed and limiting the number of new dreamers most experts expect a massive caravan would produce if and when they managed to get into the United States.

Perhaps these unfortunate people had to turn back because of the GoFundMe scandal in New Jersey left a sour taste in some people’s mouths about the whole thing possibly being a political scam – and that even sympathetic liberals might be even less willing to fork over their own money when they would much rather tap federal tax dollars.

Rumor has it that the newly elected liberals in the House of Representatives were planning to establish a program similar to Obamacare so that the working poor of America could pay for these unfortunate immigrants, rather than draining George Soros’ bank account – which he’d rather reserve for staging protests and other anti-GOP activities.

Or maybe, liberals really didn’t care whether the immigrants actually got into the United States as long as they looked like they wanted to long enough to serve as an election tool to for a massive blue wave.

The big question remains, however, as to whether or not there will be enough Uber cabs available to drive them all back home.